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Paying Others to Make You Stoopid

I wander the article syndication sites frequently, and somehow landed on an outside site that "is a global leader in writing custom essays and dissertations for students." That's right, you too can now buy your dissertation to go with that degree you bought.

"With our help you can quickly and easily get your assignment done by one of over 500...experts."

Why is this legal? And how did we come to a point in which this is such a lucrative business that there are thousands of "buy your paper" sites? (Turns out there's a CYA that says "These papers should not be represented as your own work." Riiiighhht.)

Education and Employment

Education used to be a privilege. Just being able to read and write your name was a privilege. A lot of people fought incredibly hard so those outside the upper class would have access to decent education, have opportunities to rise above the things that oppressed them. And yet so few people seem to appreciate that there is a purpose to education (and not all of the people I'm talking about are students), and that if you don't want the knowledge or you don't want to do the work, you should just not go.

Employers care less about what your degree is in than they do about work ethic, personal responsibility, and commitment to your organization. People who are selling students papers are effectively stripping said students of practice on skills that could have made them competitive employees. And sadly, these students haven't learned enough in school to realize that this "global leader" that hires "experts" to produce papers of "unmatchable quality" is actually putting out garbage.

There's More to Papers than the Grade

I would be insulted if someone suggested I should pay someone to write a paper for me, and not just because I like to write. It would be disempowering. It would be a way of saying to me, "You can't do it yourself." And these Buy-a-Paper mills don't include the fine print: "And now you'll never learn how."

I wrote a lot of papers in my 22 years of school. I hated writing a lot of them. They kept me from doing other things I wanted to do. They stressed me out. Many of them felt like busywork, or were on topics that were of little interest to me.

Yet by doing them I learned how to actually communicate with others, how to research and find information on topics of interest to me, how to parse and evaluate information to make decisions about what's valid and reliable and what's not, and how to deal with and push through challenges it would have been easier to avoid. More importantly, all those papers helped me develop the ability to think for myself, to be able to support my ideas with evidence, to feel secure that information that conflicts with my own beliefs won't destroy who or what I am, and to critically examine new ideas and give worthwhile ones space to expand my own world.

To be the kind of person who can make good money because I have skills other people don't.

Like writing.

And persevering when I get frustrated or confused.

And knowing how to deal with the unexpected problems life hands us all.

I'm sitting here writing and I'm thinking, No wonder so many students have "crises" that completely incapacitate them when said "crises" should be nothing more than bumps (albeit uncomfortable, but still bumps) in the road of life. No wonder they stare blankly at the walls that are thrown up before them rather than looking for a way to go over, under, around, or through.

Here's the best part of this posting, though.

Purchased Papers Don't Mean Quality

After explicitly stating that what they do is not plagiarism on the student's part (it is—in an academic setting, ghostwriters aren't allowed: plagiarism is representing someone else's work as your own, no matter what...and note that the CYA mentioned above does in fact verify this), they go on to talk about how great their writing is...while providing writing samples that few professional writers or editors would find acceptable.

Can the stuff pass in an educational setting as acceptable? Sure, for the most part, if you don't care whether you look like a competent writer. But the internet thrives on the billions of people who want others to read their writing, to be recognized and maybe even professionally published...and buying papers sure as heck isn't going to get them any closer to those goals. A lot of these "writers" don't even know how to spell, let alone how to go back and proofread.

Professional editors say that at least 99% of the unsolicited material that crosses their desks is garbage. It's full of typos, grammatical and punctuation errors, poor sentence structure and flow, and inarticulately expressed thoughts. And 100% of the people in that 99% think they're good enough that an editor is going to invest tens of thousands of dollars and risk her career to support said writing. And then they're angry when their work is rejected!


Or Correct Grammar, Spelling, or Decent Writing

The company's propaganda says:

[We have] the industry's' best writers [and] unmatchable quality. While majority of custom writing companies that have recently emerged on the Internet make money hiring inexperienced students and foreign writers with poor knowledge of English, the team of UK and US professional writers employed with our company consists of experienced and qualified researchers capable of coping with literally any assignment.

Each member of our writing team holds at least Master’s Degree, and some writers hold PhD degree. [We] offer a compelling proposition : a vast academic and personalized service for a relatively insignificant cost. Given that education is of vital importance in today’s world, as a determinant of future success and of access to new social arenas, its importance is great.


This is their best stuff. Their advertising. Their sell.

It has some issues.


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Custom rewrite by Yours Truly:
While most online custom writing companies hire inexperienced students and foreign writers with a poor command of English (note that they never actually say they are careful to hire people who do have exceptional or even good writing skills, and based on the writing here, I'm doubtful), each of our writers holds a Master's or Doctorate. (In what? These days you can buy a "graduate degree" online, just like you can papers. Why on earth would you believe that someone who is willing to help you cheat actually got a decent education him- or herself?! And let's face it, if these "academics" are so great, why are they writing papers for lazy middle school, high school, and college students for an "insignificant price"?) We offer personalized (we put your name on it, correct spelling is extra) academic essays at an affordable price. Given the importance of education in professional success, maybe we should get some.

Important note: This material may only be reprinted by MasterPapers at $25 per line. That's with a citation. For you, a bargain price of $49.95 per line if you don't cite me.

I will give them, this, though. Their site is pretty. Maybe they should stick with site design.



4 Comments:

  1. katiesandwich said...
    Hey, it's Katie from the Columbus Conference. I stopped by the site to do some research and thought I'd hop over to the blog. Interesting post. I've heard about these sites, and I'm amazed that they're legal, too. And I can't imagine not only wanting to pay for one of these papers, but to actually write one.
    Ripley said...
    Kudos to you for posting your dismay about the buy-a-paper mills out there. How tacky it is for so many to not only find profit in undercutting our educational system but also so many utilizing such distasteful services.

    Personally, I am grateful for all the papers I've had to write thus far in school. I cannot say any were easy and the bulk of them have been subjects that lacked my devoted interest but as you've so eloquently pointed out, they do offer skills that you simply cannot acquire elsewhere.

    I now have full confidence in my own ability to seek out the answers I need regardless of topic or content. I find with so many other people that ask questions, their resources for finding answers to such questions are limited and surprisingly ineffective. They simply have to clue how to research most anything.

    The pride that comes from writing a well conceived and supported paper cannot be compared to anything I’ve encountered so far. Those of us that second guess our abilities could not ask for greater affirmations than to hear from those more learned than ourselves praise our efforts and accomplishments through written papers that indicate we know and understand exactly what they have worked to teach us.

    Quite frankly, I cannot even fathom the risk-taken behavior of those that can so easily trust that a bought paper will not wind up ending their educational career.
    -Ripley
    Helen said...
    MM... well, you know I've read plenty of ugly comments concerning writing essays online. Yet, the number of customers who need essays writing assistance only increases. Obviously, you possess a limited vision of essay writing services.You praise students who write their essays without any outside assistance, but it is wrong approach towards criticizing essays writing services. Students order essays online not because they are stupid, but because they devote more time to practicing, about which you speak. You sound as if life has left you without any opportunity to realize yourself. Think, how many professional writers around the globe have acquired additional income for the job they perform daily. Writing is not an easy task, it requires all your attention and thinking. It takes all your thoughts and a piece of your soul, and when you finally produce an excellent piece of writing, you understand that the day was not wasted!! Why do you think thousands of students around the world send positive feedbacks to writers who accompany them in their studies? Is it because they are as bad and unprofessional as you state? Think of it, and look at essays' writing through the student's prism. If you think the issue is as global as you mean it, why don't you speak about global drugs and prostitution? Teen pregnancies and abortions are global issues, too. Why are you so concerned about the issue which is not worth being discussed? Don't envy those who have found an excellent business niche online, and who professionally operate within the essays' writing share. Or, vote for killing prostitutes and drug offenders, because it is illegal and inappropriate, too!
    This business will exist as long as education exists. Job and education pressures do not decrease, this is why people continue seeking solutions to improve their lives. If you suggest that the customers of essays writing services are stupid, you risk turning thousands of people into a stupid human mass, which is certainly wrong. By the way, it is not "in" school, but "at" school. If you make numerous grammar mistakes in your writing, what professionalism are we talking about?
    Gamemaster said...
    What a bunch of hypocrites. I've been writing papers online for almost 9 years now, and at least half of my customers have been teachers and professors.

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